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Episode 5:
Never Quest

There was a bright flash of light, and our friends found themselves enclosed in a pentagram and unable to move outside of it's boundaries. At one end of the cave were two terrified young boys, hunched over a
large book each claiming the other was responsible. In the process of convincing the boys to break the circle they found that they were summoned as heroes to vanquish some unspecified evil that had come upon the land. After freeing the group, the two boys decided they'd rather be elsewhere and ran for the hills. Once leaving the cave, our heroes to be found their way to the local down, where there was much cheering by the townsfolk who eventually herded them towards the old wise-man's hut on the hill. There they met Bark Balabash the baboon shaman. He told them of the Minstrator that had been terrorizing the land. He also gave them directions to the evil ones keep. Before setting off on their journey, they went to the local shopkeeper's - Honest Abdul's Used Adventure Equipment: "Real weapons, not junk".. Abdul outfitted them with strange tokens according to some strange criterion known only to himself. Once bestowed with these trinkets, they began to discover various abilities. The sword gave Cliff paladin powers, Buffy's headband endowed her with a monk's abilities. Bart's axe made him a shadow knight. Becky's dagger endowed her with rogue thieving abilities, Tony's bow - ranger abilities, Dexter's skull - necromancer powers and Thelma's wand made her a wizard. There first task was to travel to the foot of the mountains and summon the black knight so he could show them the easy way over the mountains, After reciting the incantation and firing three flaming arrows into the air, the knight appeared. Only to be killed as the arrows descended into his skull. Left with no other choice, the band ventured past the vorpal squirrel and through the Mines of Morrey and past the two headed giant therein. After passing the test of the great Sphinx, they came to the tower and at it's summit, they faced the feared Min Stra'tor. Who naturally turned out to be Principle Melwinkle, looking much better after some applications of restorative magic. They did battle with him and the dragon he summoned to defeat him, they destroyed the universal translator and broke his hold over the dragon, who promptly ate him. Once again having utterly destroyed Melwinkle (because nobody could have survived that), they clicked their heels together and returned to the real world of Miller's Grove.