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due to excessive partying and consumption of alcoholic beverages in general,
as they'd originally believed. Instead, the disappearances were caused by the invasion
of wildly voracious carnivorous aliens from a crashed space craft that were roaming
the countryside eating everything and everyone in sight. Attempts to alert the local
sheriff and other responsible adults proved fruitless, as no one believes a bunch of
crazy teenagers with overactive imaginations. Faced with the prospect of seeing their
beloved Miller's Grove being devoured by ruthless furry alien monsters, they took
matters into their own hands. They quickly discovered that their missing science
teacher had discovered a method to communicate with the aliens, and naively believed
they were here in peace and friendship. During their efforts to thwart the hungry
extra-terrestrial menace-they discovered the aliens were not attacking citizens at
random-they were in fact being controlled by a diabolical madman who had murdered
the science teacher and seized his universal translator device…none other then High
School Principle Melwinkle. After an epic struggle, the heroic teenagers were able
to defeat the threat from beyond the stars as they tried to eat the entire senior prom.
Melwinkle attempted to escape in the crippled spacecraft but perished when it exploded
over the school, thus ridding them of him once and for all. After all, no one could
have survived that.
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